{"id":1018,"date":"2004-04-07T13:34:54","date_gmt":"2004-04-07T17:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2013-11-27T23:20:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T04:20:55","slug":"so-whats-the-real-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"So What&#8217;s the Real Crime?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Indecent exposure, or a criminally awful pun? This week&#8217;s Campus Crime Log is pretty uninspiring. There are a few typical drug\/alcohol busts, seasonal water balloon incidents, and a few entries related to the man who has been walking around campus copping an occasional quick feel (I can certainly understand the temptataion). There&#8217;s really only one item worthy of mention:<\/p>\n<p>    \u2022 Indecent Exposure at the Taylor Education Building. Male seen with no clothes on standing on the first floor facing Dickey Hall. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Indecent exposure, or a criminally awful pun? This week&#8217;s Campus Crime Log is pretty uninspiring. There are a few typical drug\/alcohol busts, seasonal water balloon incidents, and a few entries related to the man who has been walking around campus copping an occasional quick feel (I can certainly understand the temptataion). There&#8217;s really only one&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=1018\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So What&#8217;s the Real Crime?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-gq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}