{"id":1022,"date":"2003-02-12T23:26:01","date_gmt":"2003-02-13T04:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2013-11-27T23:26:53","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T04:26:53","slug":"campus-crime-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"Campus Crime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weekly police log always seems to have a few entries that make one say &#8220;Huh?&#8221;, and this week is no exception. Intermingled with all the usual theft, vandalism, scalping (I hope that referred to tickets) are some headscratchers<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 2:10 AM Sunday &#8220;alcohol intoxication, subject in and out of consciousness, throwing up, unable to hold up head&#8221;. A college campus, early Sunday AM, this is unusual?<br \/>\n\u2022 9:35 PM Wednesday &#8220;Suspicious circumstances, subject on skateboard being pulled by car&#8221; It might have been a phsyics experiment.<br \/>\n\u2022 1:41 PM Friday &#8220;suspicious car, yellow and white semi parked for over an hour&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure what the problem is here. Are all parked trucks now suspicious, or just yellow and white ones?<br \/>\n\u2022 7:51 PM Thursday &#8220;suspicious circumstances, juvenile selling newspapers&#8221;. So now a great American tradition, the paperboy, is under suspicion? As long as he&#8217;s not selling out of the back of a parked yellow and white semi, what&#8217;s the problem? Has Atty Gen Asscroft finally succeeded in repealing the First Amendment and outlawing the distribution of newspapers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weekly police log always seems to have a few entries that make one say &#8220;Huh?&#8221;, and this week is no exception. Intermingled with all the usual theft, vandalism, scalping (I hope that referred to tickets) are some headscratchers \u2022 2:10 AM Sunday &#8220;alcohol intoxication, subject in and out of consciousness, throwing up, unable to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=1022\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Campus Crime<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-gu","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}