The UK Police Log for last week has some interesting entries, especially if the reader attemtps to make any connection between some of them. We have:<\/p>\n
\u00a5 Nov 11 - Suspicious persons seen in East Lot reported at 1:04 AM.\r\n Four males with eggs.\r\n\u00a5 Nov 11 - Suspicious circumstances at Kirwan I reported at 4:51 PM\r\n Subjects catching squirrels and taking off with them.<\/pre>\n
\nOkay, so possession of eggs is now grounds for suspicion. Maybe that’s reasonable on a college campus, where the breakfast food of choice is probably stale Twinkies. But give these guys a break. You take away their eggs, they figure they can have squirrels for breakfast, and then you break that up too!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
\u00a5 Nov 13 - Theft from 1401 Sports Center Drive reported at 9:41 AM.\r\n Golf cart stolen.\r\n* Nov 14 - Attempt to locate stolen golf cart reported at 6:12 PM.\r\n Golf cart sitting in field at Transcript and Elizabeth Streets.\r\n\u00a5 Nov 14 - Golf cart recovered at 305 Euclid Ave. reported at 11:33 PM\r\n\u00a5 Nov 17 - Attempt to locate stolen golf cart in Complex Area reported at 2:47 PM\r\n\t\t\tStolen by 2 males.<\/pre>\nIt’s a little unclear just how many golf carts are involved here. Is it one that’s been leading the police on a mutiple-day chase? Or is there a sudden rash of golf cart thefts? Are they being used to chase squirrels? And you really have to admire the brilliant detective work that was required to recover a stolen cart at 305 Euclid Ave, the address of the campus police<\/a> station. I just hope that doesn’t mean the thieves traded it for a cruiser that the police haven’t noticed missing yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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