{"id":261,"date":"2004-01-11T12:42:43","date_gmt":"2004-01-11T12:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=261"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:41:27","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:41:27","slug":"move-along-theres-nothing-to-see-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"Move Along &#8211; There&#8217;s nothing to see here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I feel the need to proclaim that to some visitors to this site, based on the searches that bring them here.  This is definitely not what they&#8217;re looking for. I know I&#8217;ve mentioned this before, probably too many times, but just couldn&#8217;t resist talking about it again after a scan of my access log showed a hit from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=matt%27s+asshole&amp;sourceid=mozilla-search&amp;start=0&amp;start=0&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8\" Target=\"Offsite\">this search<\/a>.  I&#8217;m not sure it&#8217;s even safe to make any witty comments about it.  I started to say I hope he found what he was looking for somewhere else, but maybe I&#8217;m not sure I do.  At least I wasn&#8217;t the first hit on the list; I&#8217;d sure hate to be the result of clicking &#8220;I&#8217;m feeling lucky&#8221; with that one.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I feel the need to proclaim that to some visitors to this site, based on the searches that bring them here. This is definitely not what they&#8217;re looking for. I know I&#8217;ve mentioned this before, probably too many times, but just couldn&#8217;t resist talking about it again after a scan of my access log&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=261\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Move Along &#8211; There&#8217;s nothing to see here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekstuff","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-4d","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}