{"id":272,"date":"2003-11-26T01:29:12","date_gmt":"2003-11-26T01:29:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=272"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:41:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:41:40","slug":"this-is-more-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"This is more like it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It might be the cooler weather, or some other reason, but the campus crime reports are once again beginning to have a certain level of amusement.  This week&#8217;s log has a couple of amusing entries.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nNov. 19. A woman told police that a man wearing sunglasses and driving a white Chevrolet Lumina was watching her as she left the Baptist Student Union on Columbia Ave at 3:01 PM\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t realize watching women was now considered criminal behavior.  I&#8217;d better be more careful.  On Columbia Avenue, surrounded by sinful sorority sisters, maybe the poor man was just glad to see a devout Baptist.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nNov. 19. A strong smell of marijuana smoke coming from the third floor of Holmes Hall; a person investigated at 6:11 PM.<br \/>\nNov. 19. A smell of marijuana smoke coming from the first floor of Holmes Hall investigated at 7:13 PM.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hey guys!! The cops are here! Maybe we should move the party to another floor! Or, since the third floor smell was &#8220;strong&#8221; and the first floor smell wasn&#8217;t, maybe the folks on first were just geting a whiff drifting down the stairwell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It might be the cooler weather, or some other reason, but the campus crime reports are once again beginning to have a certain level of amusement. This week&#8217;s log has a couple of amusing entries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-4o","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}