{"id":282,"date":"2003-11-05T10:36:40","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T10:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=282"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:41:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:41:40","slug":"what-was-he-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=282","title":{"rendered":"What was he thinking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a disappointing lack of both creativity or stupidity among the campus criminal crowd this semester.  In the past, when things got boring, I could usually rely on the campus newspaper&#8217;s weekly crime log for at least one entry that was either bizarre or amusingly stupid.  This fall, it&#8217;s been mostly routine theft, intoxication, etc.  But at last, something worth chuckling about; a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kykernel.com\/dynakernel\/story.php?id=1245\" Target=\"Offsite\">story<\/a> about an attempted rapist who tried to get into the back of a police cruiser to escape the students who were chasing him.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a disappointing lack of both creativity or stupidity among the campus criminal crowd this semester. In the past, when things got boring, I could usually rely on the campus newspaper&#8217;s weekly crime log for at least one entry that was either bizarre or amusingly stupid. This fall, it&#8217;s been mostly routine theft, intoxication,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=282\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What was he thinking?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-4y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}