Browsing through the news, I noticed there’s going to be a solar eclipse Friday morning, but it’s not going to be visible here. I need an apricot scarf. And a Lear Jet, but that’s just a minor detail. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot<\/i><\/p>\n
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According to the news, one good place to view the eclipse is northeastern Canada. I assume that means Nova Scotia. I hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse naturally won. Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia, to see the total eclipse of the sun.<\/i> I already have the hat strategically dipped below one eye<\/a>. So all I need is the apricot scarf to be the mysterious subject of Carly Simon’s song. I bet you think this song is about you, don’t you<\/i>. The Lear Jet would be nice too, but that’s just a petty detail. If I had one of these<\/a>, I wouldn’t even need the Lear. I’d just have to be careful with the scarf’s loose ends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Browsing through the news, I noticed there’s going to be a solar eclipse Friday morning, but it’s not going to be visible here. I need an apricot scarf. And a Lear Jet, but that’s just a minor detail. You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht. Your hat strategically dipped below… Continue reading You’re so vain<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekstuff","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-x","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}