For the lighter side of the blog, I received this advice on how to place prospective employees.<\/p>\n
\nTake the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in
\na room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two
\nhours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and
\nsee what they are doing.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
If they have taken the table apart, put them in Engineering.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to
\nConsulting.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Computer
\nInformation Systems is their niche.<\/p>\n
\nIf the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps they’re destined for the Help
\nDesk.<\/p>\n
\nIf they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs, put
\nthem into Purchasing.<\/p>\n
\nIf they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforests,
\nPublic Relations would suit them well.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are sleeping, they are Management material.<\/p>\n
\nIf they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical
\nDocuments team.<\/p>\n
\nIf they don’t even look up when you enter the room, assign them to
\nSecurity.<\/p>\n
\nIf they try to tell you it’s not as bad as it looks, send them to
\nMarketing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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