{"id":380,"date":"2003-02-28T09:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-28T09:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=380"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:42:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:42:45","slug":"why-women-are-superior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=380","title":{"rendered":"Why Women Are Superior"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;m getting lazy. I haven&#8217;t posted anything here in a while, and now I&#8217;m stooping to just copying some email I received. So much for my quest for originality. But, since a couple of people I forwarded this to commented favorably on it, maybe I can get away with using it here.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Why Women are Superior<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Note: I&#8217;m posting this verbatim as received. I hope the use of &#8220;we&#8221; referring to women doesn&#8217;t confuse anyone about my own gender.<\/i><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\nWe can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder<br \/>\nexcuses.<\/p>\n<li>\nWhen we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.  When men buy a blow up doll<br \/>\nit&#8217;s pathetic.<\/p>\n<li>\nMen&#8217;s clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like<br \/>\ncomplete idiots in women&#8217;s clothes.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates<br \/>\nare still there.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe can be groupies.  Male &#8216;groupies&#8217; are stalkers.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe&#8217;ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a<br \/>\ncomputer game.<\/p>\n<li>\nTaxis stop for us.<\/p>\n<li>\nMen die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe don&#8217;t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe know the truth about whether or not size matters.<\/p>\n<li>\nIt&#8217;s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group<br \/>\nshower.<\/p>\n<li>\nNo fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male&#8217;s Speedo.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe don&#8217;t have to fart to amuse ourselves.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.<\/p>\n<li>\nIf we forget to shave, no one has to know.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.<\/p>\n<li>\nIf we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe don&#8217;t have to memorize &#8220;Caddyshack&#8221; or &#8220;Fletch&#8221; to fit in.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe have the ability to dress ourselves.<\/p>\n<li>\nOur friends won&#8217;t think we&#8217;re weird if we ask whether there&#8217;s spinach<br \/>\nin our teeth.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of<br \/>\nyour problems.<\/p>\n<li>\nGay waiters don&#8217;t make us uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe&#8217;ll never regret piercing our ears.<\/p>\n<li>\nWe can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture<br \/>\nthem naked.  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