{"id":433,"date":"2002-12-11T08:08:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-11T08:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=433"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:43:29","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:43:29","slug":"a-sporting-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=433","title":{"rendered":"A Sporting Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was dreary, cloudy, and damp, ideal hunting weather. Unfortunately, with recent &#8220;wintry mix&#8221; followed by rain, and freezing\/thawing cycles, riding conditions were far from ideal. It&#8217;s hard to find footing much more treacherous than a thin layer of greasy mud over frozen ground. But, with more slop predicted for the weekend, today looked like as good as it&#8217;s going to be for a while. So when my brother and I heard that hounds were going out, we knew we had to be there with them. So we knocked a little bit of the mud off the horses and loaded up.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It turned out to be another small-field day; the two of us and three intrepid women were the entire field, following a staff of three. It turned out to be a pretty good day, in spite of having trouble keeping up with hounds.  We ended up in some of our old country that we haven&#8217;t hunted much in recent years.<\/p>\n<p>\nAfter a pleasant hack back to the trailers, my brother said &#8220;They&#8217;re dry and blanketed, it&#8217;s still early, we have time for a beer at<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.countyenews.com\/nowlan\/puregold.htm\" Target=\"Offsite\">Pure Gold<\/a>.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe frequently joke about stopping at this &#8220;gentlemen&#8217;s club&#8221; on the edge of our hunt country, but we never have ..before today.<br \/>\nSince we were in ratcatcher today, we didn&#8217;t need to worry about the rule against wearing hunt colors into a public brothel. So it seemed like the perfect time.<\/p>\n<p>\nI was a little worried about what the valet parking attendants were going to do with my gooseneck rig. But apparently weekday afternoons are park-it-yourself; no valets were in sight.  We had no trouble finding space in a side lot.<\/p>\n<p>\nTo their credit, the tuxedo-clad bouncers didn&#8217;t even blink at a pair of gentlemen in mud-spattered riding clothes. Even without hunt colors, the barely-clad dancer who came to our table guessed immediately which hunt we were with, after first jokingly asking if we&#8217;d been riding motorcycles.  She claimed to have been an exercise rider, but politely declined our invitation to come out to the parking lot and meet our horses.<\/p>\n<p>\nSomehow, it seems traditionally appropriate to cap off an afternoon of hunting with some good clean debauchery.<br \/>\nMy brother claims this is the stuff that legends are made of; that people will be talking about this long after we&#8217;re gone.<br \/>\nBut from the way the Pure Gold staff took it in stride, we wondered if maybe it&#8217;s even more of a tradition than we thought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was dreary, cloudy, and damp, ideal hunting weather. Unfortunately, with recent &#8220;wintry mix&#8221; followed by rain, and freezing\/thawing cycles, riding conditions were far from ideal. It&#8217;s hard to find footing much more treacherous than a thin layer of greasy mud over frozen ground. But, with more slop predicted for the weekend, today looked like&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=433\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Sporting Afternoon<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-horseplay","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-6Z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}