{"id":439,"date":"2002-12-04T08:53:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-04T08:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=439"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:43:29","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:43:29","slug":"secret-strategy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Secret Strategy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sysrick.com\/\" Target=\"Offsite\">Ex-boss<\/a> forwarded me some intercepted top-secret military communications describing the latest strategy for elminating Al-Qaeda:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>[image1_right]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al-Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).  Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, and Cooter (classified photo attached) are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There is no limit\n<li>The season opened last weekend.\n<li>They taste just like chicken\n<li>They don&#8217;t like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus\n<li>Some is queer\n<li>They don&#8217;t like barbeque\n<li>They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt&#8217;s death\n<\/ul>\n<p>Intelligence analysts estimate that it should be over in about a week.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ex-boss forwarded me some intercepted top-secret military communications describing the latest strategy for elminating Al-Qaeda:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-75","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}