{"id":456,"date":"2002-11-06T02:27:03","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T02:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=456"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:43:43","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:43:43","slug":"tatertown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"Tatertown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody asked me today whether the &quot;Tatertown&quot; in my email signature is a real place. I get that query occasionally, and have an answer filed away that I send whenever anybody inquires. I&#8217;ve been contemplating putting it on a web page. This seems like a good place for it; now I can just give people a link to here.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nMy snail mail address is Paris, KY. That&#8217;s what used to be in my email sig. Then I got to thinking. Without the rest of the snail mail address, the town name doesn&#8217;t serve much purpose. As a description of my geographic location, it&#8217;s a little misleading. I&#8217;m really about equidistant from Paris, Georgetown, and Cynthiana, and just a little farther from Lexington. It might be equally accurate (or inaccurate) to use any of them, and I don&#8217;t feel any particular bond to any of them (and they sure don&#8217;t make any effort to claim me!).<br \/>\nThen I thought about Centerville, which is a small crossroads community about 3 miles from me. That&#8217;s getting closer. But I decided to go with Tatertown, which is what local folks used to call a small cluster of houses just down the road from me. It&#8217;s stretching a little, I&#8217;m sort of on the outskirts, but it&#8217;s far closer and far more colorful than any of the others.<br \/>\nA few years ago, my horse broke down on a hunt. My regular vet (who has since ceased practicing) was out of town, so I called the clinic that the rest of my family uses (and that I now use regularly). Their receptionist was acting as middle-person between me on the phone and the vet on the radio to set up an appointment. I reminded her he&#8217;d never been to my place before, and asked her to make sure he knew where he was coming. There was a pause, and the surprise in her voice was priceless when she came back and said &quot; Ummm &#8230; Mr. Simpson &#8230; Dr. Wornall said &#8230;. Tatertown????&quot; I said &quot;Yep, he knows&quot;.<br \/>\nSo if that&#8217;s what my vet uses for a geographic reference, it seems like a pretty good description of my locality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody asked me today whether the &quot;Tatertown&quot; in my email signature is a real place. I get that query occasionally, and have an answer filed away that I send whenever anybody inquires. I&#8217;ve been contemplating putting it on a web page. This seems like a good place for it; now I can just give people&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=456\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tatertown<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-7m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}