{"id":457,"date":"2002-11-06T08:29:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T08:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.jmatt.net\/?p=457"},"modified":"2013-11-28T02:43:43","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T02:43:43","slug":"american-pride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/?p=457","title":{"rendered":"American Pride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got this via email this morning.  I think it&#8217;s been circulating for a while, but after last night&#8217;s elections, I was looking for any small reason to smile and feel good about this country. In contrast to all the real frightening stuff Ashcroft is doing, this is an anti-terrorist effort I could support.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nAmerican Pride<\/p>\n<p>\nAs we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked<br \/>\nwoman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all<br \/>\nNorth American women are asked to walk out of their house completely<br \/>\nnaked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block<br \/>\nfor one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.<\/p>\n<p>\nAll men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their<br \/>\nhouse to prove they think it&#8217;s okay to see other women nude and to show<br \/>\nsupport for their fellow sisters. And since the Tailban also does not<br \/>\napprove of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of<br \/>\nyour anti-Taliban sentiment.<\/p>\n<p>\nThe United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out<br \/>\nterrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!<\/p>\n<p>\nIT&#8217;S YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON..!!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this via email this morning. I think it&#8217;s been circulating for a while, but after last night&#8217;s elections, I was looking for any small reason to smile and feel good about this country. In contrast to all the real frightening stuff Ashcroft is doing, this is an anti-terrorist effort I could support.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9mOtr-7n","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.redhorse.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}