Earlier this week, I mentioned some of the pleasant signs that spring is returning to campus. As certainly as spring flowers attract bees, today I noticed another predictable spring occurrence. As I walked out of the Student Center after lunch, I spotted two (male) members of the Lexington Fayette-County Mounted Police just standing on the lawn. Although UK has its own police force and the Lexington officers have no real need for a presence on campus, it’s not unusual to see them in warm weather when the students’ attire becomes more abbreviated. These guys are no fools; they realize the chick-magnet potential of a couple of guys in uniform on horseback on a college campus. As their campus “duty” seems to consist mainly of hanging around letting cute women hug their horses, are they patrolling, or just trolling?
You are just jealous. Bring Arthur and you\’ll get just as many girls 😉