Okay, I’m getting lazy. I haven’t posted anything here in a while, and now I’m stooping to just copying some email I received. So much for my quest for originality. But, since a couple of people I forwarded this to commented favorably on it, maybe I can get away with using it here.
Why Women are Superior
Note: I’m posting this verbatim as received. I hope the use of “we” referring to women doesn’t confuse anyone about my own gender.
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We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses. -
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it’s pathetic. -
Men’s clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like
complete idiots in women’s clothes. -
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates
are still there. - We can be groupies. Male ‘groupies’ are stalkers.
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We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a
computer game. - Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- We know the truth about whether or not size matters.
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It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
shower. - No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male’s Speedo.
- We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever grabbing her ass.
- If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
- We don’t have to memorize “Caddyshack” or “Fletch” to fit in.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach
in our teeth. -
We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all of
your problems. - Gay waiters don’t make us uncomfortable.
- We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
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We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture
them naked. ((We can?!?))